Huge sweeping curve.
Limit alcohol Intake.
Jam him inside.
Limit alcohol intake.
Jello Biafra.
Hannah Storm.
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It comes to no surprise to yr editor that many of our V Jive readers are big ball fans as well as showing discerning musical tastes. So in this vein we present a Compare-and-Contrast view of two
of the Buckeye State's favorite sons: tempestuous former Cleveland Indians slugger Albert "Don't Call me Joey" Belle and the 'Vees irascible yet lovable frontman, Orbit.
(Info compiled from American League scouting reports. Reprinted from The Sporting News) |
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| Real Name: | Dr Henry Kissinger II | Albert Jojuan Belle Jr |
| Position: | Lead Singer | Left Field |
| Vitals: | 6'3", 2XX | 6'1", 225 |
| Scouting Report: | No heat, great command. Huge sweeping curve. Limit alcohol Intake. |
Power to all fields. Jam him inside. Limit alcohol intake. |
| Favorite Targets: | Wussy pseudo "rock critics".
Jello Biafra. |
Any media type. Hannah Storm. |
| Usual Weapon: | Baked goods, stale beers. | Gatorade, league balls. |